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girls don’t like boys girls like the harry potter series

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— 3 days ago with 4334 notes

I love you with my whole heart. I have told you more about myself and I have told anybody else, but lately it’s felt like everything I’m telling you just drives you insane. I feel like I’m not what makes you happy anymore. and you say you need your space and you need less of me “nagging” or asking “stupid questions”. I might’ve not grown up with my parents together but they’re distance made them more fond of each other and I feel like ours has made you grown to dislike me. I feel so alone. my heart felt like it was being chipped when you told me you didn’t want me to call as much. and I know you don’t like being hooked up to your phone. but to me that’s my lifeline to the person I love the most. I don’t have anything that I’d rather do than listen to you talk or tell you more about myself or even just fall asleep to your face. I know that our whole relationship has changed but in the beginning I told you it wasn’t going to be easy and you didn’t want to leave you wanted this, all of this. you knew my baggage. I try so hard to balance loving you, trying to make myself feel like a happy person again and preparing for Madeline. and although it’s not manual labor or sked or standing watch, it is a full time job. everyday I struggle with myself and I just want to love me so you and Madeline can love me. I used to be so proud of myself and someone took that away from me. and trying to rebuild my self confidence is hard work by myself. I love you so much. 8 months is a long time to be apart but everyday I am so thankful that you’re my forever. I can’t wait till you’re here beside me to complete me again and make me feel beautiful and happy again.

— 2 weeks ago


i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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— 2 weeks ago with 742230 notes


do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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— 2 weeks ago with 873394 notes

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via disappolnted)

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— 2 weeks ago with 49159 notes
"The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that."
Tyler the Creator (via scarfacebeee)

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— 3 weeks ago with 356687 notes